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bixbiboom:

1. I’m sometimes male, I guess I’ll allow it.
2. I am not in my 50’s at any range.
3. I have enough hair to craft four full wigs, I’ve never had good looks and my eyes are green. My sense of humor is questionable.
4. I hate most of my family and the feeling is mutual, I’ve only got two friends irl and haven’t seen either in more than a month, and I haven’t been to a doctor since I was eight years old.
5. This one’s pretty accurate.

Go here to play. It’s actually meant to be serious, but my results were so hilariously wrong I had to share.

Did they just confuse you for Raphael Sbarge?

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Now… I’m not saying Archie dresses like an English country vet from the 1940s… 

But I’m not NOT saying Archie dresses like an English country vet from the 1940s…

Posted 9 hours ago

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it…

Posted 10 hours ago

Raphael Sbarge in “Nan’s Ghost”, season 12x6 & 7, “Murder She Wrote”

Posted 14 hours ago
lovely bastards.

(Source: erics-idle)

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[QUICKLY LOSES PATIENCE]

Posted 1 day ago
blownuts:

If this wasn’t your favorite moment, I don’t know you anymore.

blownuts:

If this wasn’t your favorite moment, I don’t know you anymore.

(Source: triplecute)

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playbill:

Happy Birthday Alan Menken!

Tony Award winner Alan Menken was born on July 22. Find out more about the composer of Beauty and the Beast, Little Shop of Horrors, The Little MermaidNewsies and more at PlaybillVault.com.

Posted 1 day ago

thepumpkinqueenn:

Poison Toffee Apples for Halloween

Ingredients
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • ¾ cups water
  • ½ cup liquid glucose/light corn syrup
  • few drops black gel food colouring
  • 6 Granny Smith apples (or 12 small apples)
Instructions
  1. Grease a piece of baking paper and place on a tray/baking sheet.
  2. Insert bamboo skewers in all the apples and set aside.
  3. In a medium pot, combine the sugar, water, glucose/corn syrup and food colouring and stir over medium heat until the sugar has dissolved and the mixture feels smooth when you rub it between your fingers.
  4. When the sugar has dissolved, turn the heat up and wash the sides of the pot down with a pastry brush dipped into clean water to prevent crystals from forming.
  5. Allow the caramel to boil until it reaches the hard crack stage (150°c/310°F).
  6. Carefully dip the apples into the hot candy mixture and place on the baking paper to set and cool for approximately an hour before serving.
Posted 1 day ago

colleenrants:

MST3K Cocktail: Manos, the Hands of Fate

4 parts pomegranate limeade

1 part peach schnapps

2 parts citrus vodka

1 part triple sec

Pour together over ice, stir, and garnish with a cherry

Posted 1 day ago

thathoovathere:

advluv4life:

onceuponatime-confessions:

I often ask myself how Gepetto later reacted to the fact that Jiminy was responsable of the death of Gepettos parents. How did it came that he forgave him? That could be a great backstory, I think.”

I honestly don’t believe he’s fully forgiven him.

Remember when Gepetto wanted Little Pinocchio in the tree with Emma to escape the curse and Jiminy tried advising him against it? Gepetto threw the whole incident back in Jiminy’s face rather harshly. I think Gepetto realizes that Jiminy is genuinely sorry and forgives him but there will always be that part of Gepetto that wishes his parents could have helped guide him through life instead of a bug.

"Your debt to me can never be repaid! But you can start by staying out of this!" are Geppetto’s (paraphrased) words to Jiminy. Jiminy killed his parents. Accident or not, Geppetto’s right. What’s interesting is that we don’t actually get to see much of Jiminy and Geppetto’s relationship, but from Jiminy’s reaction, it’s somewhat clear that Geppetto doesn’t use that reminder against him very often. When it comes to Pinocchio, Geppetto is real quick to remind Jiminy he’s NOT a parent, he’s definitely not Pinocchio’s, and Jiminy wouldn’t even be here if he hadn’t killed Geppetto’s family.

With the curse, they forget all of the bad blood between them, somehow keeping their bond intact while Snow and Charming don’t even know each other, Paige/Gracie doesn’t know her own father, etc. Whoever didn’t piss off Regina royally (pun intended) got to keep the better part of their relationships. IE Archie/Marco, Granny/Red.

The cut scene where Archie is walking Pongo and catches the sight of Geppetto’s parents in Gold’s store window gives us a reminder of how haunted Archie is of his past, why he was second in line to leave town, why he was so angry that David was there to stop them, and a little more leverage to the line he later gives to Regina, “If you can’t let go of your past, it’s doomed to haunt you.”

I don’t think Geppetto ever really forgave Jiminy for what he did. I think their friendship was real, I think Geppetto cares for Jiminy as much as Marco cares for Archie, but their relationship was rather different. Archie wasn’t beholden to Marco. The guilt was probably still there, probably unable to figure out what or why it was there, maybe chalking it up to depression, who knows. Marco and Archie were allowed to be friends without the past clouding over them.

That got long. I NEED MORE ARCHIE AND MARCO STUUUFFFF. Glad to hear Raph’s got filming to do very very soon on ONCE. :)

Posted 1 day ago
I have to wait to marry you until I can blow you away with the romantic proposal you’re looking for, then I may never get to marry you. And I really, really so much want to marry you.

(Source: wigglemore)