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This GIF is extremely accurate in describing my...
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And the loveliest yet most unlikely of couples.
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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
marielikestodraw:
A ridiculous question
A compliment
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me
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OPEN LETTER TO THE SHERLOCK FANDOM
consultingdetective:
It’s been an honour to wait with you.
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I just checked the domestic total for the movie...
jgaskisanerd:
The Muppets has made: $79,867,261
Alvin & The Chipmunks has made: $76,359,335
Muppets has been in theaters for 38 days.
Alvin has been in theaters for 15 days.
You know what this means…
Back to the theaters, everyone!
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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Watching The Craft while reading a stack of actual...
am-i-a-man-or-am-i-a-muppet:
Lol. I’m some kinda horrible, I’m sure.
IDK why but it always amuses me that every Pagan I know loves “The Craft” even though those girls all turn into evil bitches at the end.
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“Talent will get you in the door, but being cool will keep you in the room.”
– Jess Harnell
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Do something nice for an LJ secrets comm... Get...
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So glad my parents have seperate checking...
And he didn’t pay attention to the purchase agreement when he bought it online. It’s non-refundable. Of course. He also bought a tiny “jade” dolphin for $27 from Publisher’s Clearing House under my fucking name for his “friend”. (This woman who, like mom, used to be a student of his. Even my grandma thought they were cheating. Mom doesn’t care,...
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I can't find my $20 Amazon gift card my cousin...
I’m really pissed off. I was going to use that to buy things I actually wanted. Another year for getting shit gifts at the family christmas party. Last year I got a cook book via Land o’Lakes butter. And my cousins says to me after I’ve opened it: “Do you like to cook?” Like that matters after you’ve gotten the present? No, I don’t really cook that much....
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Snow White and Luke Skywalker are talking about...
And it’s just on dear_mun!
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REBLOG IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS
trumpetsandbookmarks:
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m-o-d-e-r-n-r-o-c-k-e-r:
dont-steal-georges-food:
GRANDFATHAH!
He’s very clean…
“That’s not your grandfather. I’ve seen your grandfather, he lives in your house!”
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Damn.
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96gummyworms:
I still feel kind of bad. I’m sorry Randy. kidding! IM SORRY RICKY.
Just remember.
Ricky Phillips, Ricky Phillips, Ricky Phillips…
I Love Lucy = RIIIICKYYYY!
You’re the best. But the message of the post still stands: I want to see Styx more than anything at the moment.
Well, obviously. But if you call Ricky “Randy” to his...
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96gummyworms:
STYXSTYXSTYXSTYXSTYX. I HAVE TO STOP WATCHING THESE VIDEOS. JYTOMMYRANDYTODDGOWAN. I HATE BEING UUNNNDDDEEERRRAAAGGGGEEEE. I MUST SEE AT LEAST ONE STYX CONCERT.
…RANDY?
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96gummyworms:
Dear Sesame Street,
Please stop being homopobic and let Bert and Ernie back on the show. They are obviously just room-mates.
Sincerely, kids everywhere.
Yeah. Sesame Street has suddenly turned “homophobic” over two puppet who have no sexuality because A) they’re made to be child-like so kids can relate and B) THEY’RE PUPPETS… Steve and Eric being...
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Reason number 129 I hate it when relative use my...
My aunt didn’t close out Skype but she did close my browser when I had five tabs opened…
And no they didn’t save.
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